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These Baby Names Are So Bad They’ve Been Banned

Don’t even think about it

No matter how much you love Nutella (despite the fact they’ve recently changed the recipe), you can’t name your firstborn after it. It’s just one in a long list of mind-boggling banned baby names around the world, names that make celebrity favourites like Apple and Sir Carter seem positively sane.

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Yahoo7 have compiled the below list of the baby names you’re not permitted by law to use, which range from the predictable (no, you cannot name your child ‘Facebook’) to the downright insane (someone actually tried to write ‘Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii’ on their baby’s birth certificate).

Here’s the list in full:

Metallica

Miatt

Ovnis

Nutella

Facebook

@

Gesher AKA ‘Bridge’

Cyanide

Daemon

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Akuma AKA ‘Devil’

Chow Tow

Lucifer

Anus

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