The red carpet often serves as a thinly veiled competition for who can get the most naked, and right now, that crown well and truly belongs to Chrissy Teigen.
The 30-year-old model, who recently revealed just how much effort it takes Hollywood stars like herself to get their bikini bodies back, left little (read: very little) to the imagination at the AMAs yesterday.
Her risqué Yousef Akbar gown with skyrocketing thigh splits was accidentally accessorised with a glimpse of her, ahem, lady parts, due to the winds (it probably only took a light breeze, tbh) on the red carpet.
With husband John Legend on one arm, Chrissy laughed off the wardrobe malfunction on the night, but has since taken to Instagram to comment.
“Apologies to anyone harmed mentally or physically by my hooha,” she wrote, with an image that shows the dress doing what it’s supposed to - show everything but her hoo-ha.
She also gave her Melrose Place laser hair removal clinic a shout out, along with stylist Monica Rose (you had one job, Monica) and the rest of her glam squad.
Scary thought: how on earth is Kim Kardashian, reigning queen of near-nudity, going to strike back?