Decked in the brand's nostalgic print, the $550 trophy piece comes in a high-shine colour-block effect with interchangeable straps and an all-important interior pocket.
The bottom line? We're talking big enough to lug your essentials to the office but compact enough to take out for a cocktail or two.
If that isn't enough to satisfy your lust for a new accessory come 2020 (or if you can squeeze another cheeky recommendation in for Santa), then let us introduce you to the Kat Saddle Bag.
First teased by Kate Moss in the Coach holiday campaign, the $725 must-have also features the brand's cult 1950s motif in buttery leather.
If it's good enough for Moss, it's good enough for us.
Psst, there's also a cranberry colourway ($795) for those fully invested in the merry hue.
Whether you're shopping for a friend (or yourself), shop the Coach Horse and Carriage collection here.