Had it up to here with royal wedding puff pieces? We hear you. So God save Will & Grace executive producer Gary Janetti, who has dedicated his Instagram account to a fictional, egotistical, Meghan Markle-hating Prince George - follow if you're prepared to be that person laughing out loud on public transport.
Janetti's Instagram concentrates chiefly on the little Prince's loathing of bride-to-be Meghan, but his barbs don't stop there: he's also not a fan of his overweight sister, Princess Charlotte, or the royal family's most recent addition, ET-lookalike Prince Louis. The only people deserving of his respect, so far, seem to be Beyonce, Blue Ivy and the cast of Sex and the City (in case you haven't yet realised, Prince George is gay).
Below, a few recent gems:
If you want an entirely different take on Saturday's royal wedding, join Janetti's 360k+ Instagram followers and tune in. We can't wait to see what he's got planned.