Janetti's Instagram concentrates on the little Prince's loathing of newest royal Meghan, but his barbs don't stop there: he's also not a fan of his "overweight" sister, Princess Charlotte, or the royal family's most recent addition, ET-lookalike Prince Louis - and sassy cousin Savannah. The only people deserving of his respect, so far, seem to be Beyonce, Blue Ivy and the cast of Sex and the City (in case you haven't yet realised, Prince George is gay).
Below, a few recent gems:
If you want an entirely different take on Saturday's royal wedding, join Janetti's 360k+ Instagram followers and tune in. We can't wait to see what he's got planned.