So whether you’re seriously considering bagging a couple of items from the wish list or just fancy seeing (read: chuckling at) how the other half live, feast your eyes on some of our favourites from Goop's 2019 Christmas gift guide:
Gwyneth Paltrow is famed for flogging divisive wellness products on lifestyle brand Goop and every Christmas, the actress-turned-entrepreneur gives the world the ultimate festive present - a completely outrageous wish list.
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This year is no different, as the 47-year-old has really outdone herself with ideas for everyone from "finnicky BFFs" to presents that give (and give, give and give...) for your other half.
Designed for globe-trotters, hosts, lovers and cooks - the 2019 holiday gift guides cover all bases with $6 (USD) purse-friendly salt (you know, to sprinkle on your desk-side lunch) and a $250,000 (USD) trip to space with Virgin Galactic making the cut.
Over in the wellness section, there's no room for forgetting to pop to the shop for loo roll as Paltrow is selling a $34 (USD) pack "with a conscience" - crafted from 100% bamboo, of course.