She thinks water has feelings
Taking to her blog to share her thoughts in a post entitled “The Scary Power of Negative Words” La Paltrow cited the work Japanese scientist Masaru Emoto whose experiments have ‘proved’ that yelling at water can change it’s structure.
She knows how hard it is to find organic wine in Paris
When on interview asked her why she started Goop, the Mortdecai actress (oh yes, we have not forgotten that baby yet) explained: “When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, ‘No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?” C’mon, we’ve all been there.
Her kids speak more languages than you
Of her nanny, the mother-of-two has said: “She’s French, so she’s teaching them French, and their previous nanny was Spanish, so they’re fluent in Spanish.” All the better to swear with…
She recommends vagina steaming
In between all the organic seaweed colonics and Dead Sea mud wraps, Goop’s guide to the best L.A. spas recommends a treatment we reckon you won’t forget fast. “The Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels. If you're in LA, you have to do it.” Riiiiiight…You do it first GP.
She’s just like us…(not)
“I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”