The ways of the Kardashians have never made much sense, but their latest antics are even more bizarre than usual. Hot on the heels of Kanye’s very public meltdown (and subsequent Trump coffee date), Kim Kardashian has launched a new Instagram account - and it’s truly NSFW.
The @kimoji account so far contains only two images, each repeated three times. One depicts slow-motion (and, it has to be said, strangely mesmerising), near-naked twerking; the other, more Kardashian-level nudity.
It’s so bizarre – even for Kim - that at first glance, we assumed it was a hoax. But the powers that be at Instagram have already bestowed their blue tick of approval (signifying that it’s verified) and Kim Kardashian has liked some of the pics from her own account. Guys, it’s legit.
Kimmy K has been quiet on Instagram since her Parisian hotel suite was broken into in October. Her return appears to be financially driven – each image is captioned simply with, ‘DECEMBER 16’ and the link in bio takes you to her online store, where you can already buy such treasures as a ‘Kimoji Butt’ air freshener and ‘Butt Collage’ wrapping paper.
Prepare yourselves: more Kardashian merch is coming. And we have a feeling the world is far from ready for it.