There are few Kardashian stories that surprise me anymore—from cheating scandals to controversies, the family really knows how to grab a headline—but the latest news to come from the famous family has stopped me dead in my tracks: Kim's bearded dragon has a cupboard full of custom SKIMS, more specifically, pieces from the brand's 'Cozy Collection.'
Honestly, I don't know why this surprises me! Of course, North West's bearded dragon has a better wardrobe than me.
Taking to Twitter, the KKW Beauty mogul shared a series of photos of her daughter holding their pet, matching in SKIMS sleepwear—duh!
"Meet the newest member of our family... Speed," she wrote. "I really wasn’t planning on liking Speed the way I do but she grew on me!"
Explaining that Speed was actually her best friend Allison Statter's, the family has had the pet for months after they babysat him and he "never left."
Here's the kicker, Kim decided to give Speed a makeover, decking him out in custom SKIMS and Lil Uzi jewels.
"North and her bearded dragon go everywhere together it’s kinda cute!" the KUWTK star added.
Behold the Kardashian dragon:
Behold the Kardashian dragon's SKIMS collection:
Understandably, fans were quick to consider if a SKIMS pet collection was in the works—which, wouldn't be all that surprising given how quickly Kris Jenner works.
It was good to see I wasn't the only one dying over the utter ridiculousness of this entire story, the world of Twitter was too.
That's enough internet for me today, thanks.