From unsexy massages to sucking fingers, the producers really WENT for it. A highlight tonight (lowlight??) would have to be Alana and Jason cupping each other's genitals as a way toward further intimacy. Oh, and watching people try to fake-laugh. Why is fake laughing a sign of intimacy?
At least we were all in it together, I guess?
Let's not go through that again, huh? Thankfully, tomorrow night is a dinner party and there's some sort of altercation between Bryce and Sam. Altercations over awkward eye-gazing, thanks.