US company Always Fits has released The Middle Child Largely Invisible Scented Candle, which smells like "who are you again?" - a “largely invisible scent” which is actually quite nice and grape-like.
“The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello?” reads the product’s description.
As the candle is handmade, no two are identical, which means you finally get something new and unique for once.
Always Fits, who ship to Australia, get other life frustrations, too. Check out the oh-so-relatable ‘F*cking Meetings - Smells Like This Could Have Been an Email’ candle and the ‘You're a busy woman. Let the smoke alarm tell you when the chicken's done.’ tea towel.
Christmas gifting, sorted.