1#/ Geometric printed pants-suits. Just yes.
2#/ You bought one of the original classic Prada nylon backpacks.
3 #/ You're still using it.
4#/ You're smart. You read stuff, and watch films other than Bridget Jones's Baby. As in, documentaries about artists, art house films, arty films shot mostly in black and white...BTW at the genius Prada SS '17 show ay MFW, snippets from the short movie Past Forward, a collaboration between American film director David O. Russell and Miuccia Prada, flashed up on giant screens above the catwalk.
5#/ You thought The Devil Wears Prada was utter rot. Not that you ever saw it. See above. Anyway, Miranda Priestly hardly ever wears Prada...
6#/ You see fashion as an art form. Because it is.
7#/ Makeup? Why?
8#/ Your wardrobe is full of midi-length A-line wrap skirts which you boldly wear with clumpy embellished flat-form sports sandals.
9#/ You have considered stepping out in big knitted knickers worn as shorts.