1.*Patsy:* What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Edina: I shall drink water.
Patsy: (Blank look)
Edina: It's a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.
2.*Edina:* I don’t think that “Kylie Minogue chokes on vegetarian sausage after all-night not-drinking binge at safe celebrity nightspot” has quite the same ring about it.
3.*Bubble:* ‘Stylist’? Oh I’m too rich and famous to ask for my own free clothes will you do it for me? Will you be my stylist?
4.*Edina:* Sweetie what are you drinking?
Patsy: Oh this? Chanel No. 5.
5.*Saffy:* I could take these down to the charity shop.
Edina: You cannot give these sort of clothes to the poor! Darling, I'm sure they've got enough to contend with without the added humiliation of wearing last season's, sweetie!
6.*Patsy:* Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life you're better off just downing a bottle of whisky. At least that way you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously!
- *Saffy:* I'm sorry, Mum, but I've never seen what you actually do
Saffy: Yes, but...
Edina: PR! I PR things! People. Places. Concepts.
8.*Patsy:* The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic.
9.*Edina:* We'll go on public transport, Pats.
Patsy: Are you mad? I've got nothing to wear on public transport.
10.*Edina (to Saffy):* Why does everything you wear look like it's bearing a grudge, darling?
11.*Edina:* I am civilised to my platform toes.
12.*Edina:* I’m a fat person, that’s the end of it! Me! The woman who got stuck on an eating loop in 'Yo! Sushi'! I mean, honestly, sweetheart! If they keep it coming round of course I’m gonna eat it, aren’t I!?
13.*Edina:* I was taken up, up to heaven and I spoke with God.
Saffy: What about?
Edina: Well, shopping mainly.
14. *Edina: *I mean, you know what it's like, you've given up drinking before.
Patsy: The worst eight hours of my life.
15.*Bubble: *Ooo... Bear with me, see, I am hopeless with names, faces and people.
16.*Edina: *Saffy, look at Mummy, look at me. Do I need surgery?
Saffy: Yes, have your mouth sewn up.
17.*Patsy:* Eddie…what are you wearing?
Edina: It’s a Lacroix Sweetie!
Patsy: It’s fabulous!
18.*Patsy:* I decide what goes in the magazine, y'know? One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the world’s your gynecologist.
19.*Edina*: I don't want more choice I just want nicer things
20.*Patsy:* I told her the only thing she looked good in was a body bag.
21.*Edina:* I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, but it's me, me, me!
22.*Saffy:* You've been getting dressed for three hours and you still look like a bloated citrus fruit.
23.*Saffy:* So what does a fashion director actually do?
Edina: Oh darling, she gets a 50% discount at Harvey Nichols
24.*Edina:* Would you like a bit of Bolly, sweetie?
Patsy: Just a smidge...