In the days leading up to the inauguration, we could all use some cheering up – and the internet has come to the rescue with the best Trump humour we’ve seen since the beloved Joe Biden memes.
Parody twitter account Bridget Trump’s Diary gives a glimpse into the inner workings of the President Elect’s mind, care of London comedian Tiff Stevenson.
Written in the style of Bridget Jones’ diary entries – “am doing so well at top super new job that hasn’t started yet” – the tweets reveal some remarkable similarities between Bridget and Trump (with one notable exception being that we all love Bridget).
BIG work day
— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 11, 2017
Must. Look. Busy & carry lots of folders
Can't reveal I spend all day thinking about Vlad
Am super important business woman!
Am doing so well at top super new job that hasn't started yet. I've already decided what my pay rise will be in 2020 #keepbridgetgreatagain
— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 18, 2017
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Kelly Anne told me Vile Meryl said a awful thing about me at an awards do. Heard she is a democrat, very cruel race.
— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 9, 2017
Ate pudding from M&S
Lovely catch up w/ Gove
— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 16, 2017
Told him 'Bridget Trump thinks Brexit is tremendous'*
*Don't really know what Brexit is but enjoy sounding important
“They are both utterly consumed with how other people see them and they are constantly chasing after the wrong guy,” Stevenson told Mashable. “They share a love of words and exclamation marks too, such as vile!, tremendous!, media!, winning!, stupid!, weak!, smart!, loser!, love!”
Here’s a few more of our favourites:
Vlad called, said he hadn't cheated on me & that anyone who claimed he had was 'worse than prostitutes'
— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 17, 2017
Hurrah! Am sex goddess once again!
BRIDGET TRUMP
— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 8, 2017
January -An exceptionally bad start
Drunk tweeted Assange
Calories consumed -6,000 but mainly the hopes & dreams of the poor
Ugh. Accidentally tweeted wrong person this morning. Worried I may get fired from super important new job!
— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 17, 2017
Will flirtatiously shrug it off
This article was published by the team at marie claire Australia.
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