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Constance Hall Announces She’s Pregnant With Her 5th Child


Popular author and mummy blogger Constance Hall has announced she’s expecting her fifth child and first to her fiancé Denim Cooke.

“The commune is welcoming another baby,” she wrote in a candid Facebook post. 

“We tried everything, on and off bouts of the pill (until it flared my colitis too much). Withdrawal. Morning after pills. We actually have no idea how this baby slipped through. But it did.”

“I think I’m about 8 weeks, haven’t been to a doctor or anything yet. We are not ready for this and I am petrified, babies terrify me.”

“But are we happy? Pigs in sh*t.”

“I love this mother f***er, with every inch of my bloated body, we are our kids biggest fans and we don’t see the harm in putting a new little soul right in the middle of it all.”

The child will be Hall’s fifth baby, her first four children are with her ex-husband Bill Mahon. Her new fiancé Cooke has two children.

Congrats to the happy family! 

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