Stop everything, everyone, because two of the most absurd people on the Internet have met. At a restaurant in Dubai, Leonardo DiCaprio and Salt Bae, AKA Turkish Chef Nusret Gokce crossed paths, and it was amazing.
If you're not familiar with Salt Bae, he is the meme that has been flooding everyone's social media feeds since early January (check out our handy guide for his origin story).
If Beyonce hadn't announced her pregnancy with a photoshoot, this could be the most perfect photo of 2017:
Salt Bae captioned the photo in Turkish, "The 2017 Oscar nominee said... #saltbae #saltlife #salt @leonardodicaprio".
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Look at the mastery of his salt sprinkling. Look at the perplexed look on DiCaprio's face. Admire his toothpick. And has anyone thought about the salt in the wine?
The photo comes after it was announced that Leonardo DiCaprio and Brie Larson would be presenting at the 2017 Oscars.
Guys, it's going to be a great year.