Last night’s ep of The Bachelorette was a rollercoaster ride of emotions.
Firstly, James. Where did the producers find this pure angel of a man and are there any more of him?
Secondly, Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. The good part? He’ll no longer be on our TV screens. The bad part? Now he’s back in the real world.
Thirdly, Jarrod, who has actually surprised us by lasting this long without murdering anyone. Last night he managed to say ‘pot plant’ more times than Sam has said ‘double delight’ this entire season, and that’s saying something.
Oh, and we also found out that men can’t spell (or add).
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#bacheloretteau
— Brontë Coy (@brontecoy) October 5, 2017
Stu right now: pic.twitter.com/JBHaWddIWZ
At least Jarrod is finally dressed to match his maturity level #BacheloretteAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) October 5, 2017
'What's 1+1' #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ALQMO2U4od
— Natasha Lee (@tashlee) October 5, 2017
I'm honestly Mack during this whole segment #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/wT2cofnisM
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 5, 2017
Osher: Jarrod, your word is army.
— telly enthusiasts 🌈 (@trash_telly) October 5, 2017
Jarrod: I-L-O-V-E-S-O-P-H-I-E#BacheloretteAU
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Sophie "you want a girl who doesn't swear but that's me so you don't want me"
— Amanda Catalano (@AmandaAngiolino) October 5, 2017
Ryan "correct"
Sophie "ok leave"
Ryan "wtf??"#BacheloretteAU
When he wants to give you more seeds…. #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/CB4qNuC5Bx
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 5, 2017
The Love Fern is dead!!! Jarrod is on the war path!! #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/HU1WqrNe1h
— Julia Zass (@JZass) October 5, 2017
Do you choose the man who pissed in a plant or the man who is raging about it. Tough choice men are good #bacheloretteau
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) October 5, 2017
Ryan: I only have private relationships
— Brontë Coy (@brontecoy) October 5, 2017
Also Ryan: I’m going on #BacheloretteAU
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